Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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