i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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