I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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