i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I need a beard to bite.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
