im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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