so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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