I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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