i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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