Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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