How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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