This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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