i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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