Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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