Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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