It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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