Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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