Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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