he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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