Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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