I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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