then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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