Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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