I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
