Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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