One girl and one boy is just not enough.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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Do I have a choice?
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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