i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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