But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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