K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
