Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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