i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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