Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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