yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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