i just had sex bonerless
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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