And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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