Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
