new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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