You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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