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can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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