I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize