Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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