You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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