Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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