For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
