I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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