I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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