i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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