...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize