Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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