the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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