we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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