Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
