i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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