he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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