guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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